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I need to get out of here and off to DMU/Herts uni…. aahhhh
House: Why do you want me to treat this guy?
Wilson: Blood pressure’s not responding to IV fluids.
House: No no. I didn’t ask how you planned to con me into treating him; I asked you why you want me to treat him.
Wilson: He’s sick; I care; I’m pathetic.
House: There are about a billion sick people on the planet; why this one?
Wilson: Because this one’s in our emergency room.
House: Ahh, so it’s a proximity issue. If someone was sick in the third floor stairwell, that’s who we’d be talking about.
Wilson: Yes. I check the stairwell; it’s clear.
House: Okay, then, emergency room guy is it.
Wilson: Wait, why was that so easy?
House: You know why.
Wilson: Blood pressure’s not responding to IV fluids?
House: Yea…That’s just weird.