Me: Can I use the bathroom? Teacher: I don't know,...
but-always-love: TEACHER: OTHER STUDENTS IN THE CLASS: AND I’M JUST LIKE :
Im sorry parents... →
yelyahyellsyeah: jay-oh-ay-en-ee: Sorry that I ask for band merch once in a while instead of $500 dollar dresses. Sorry that I want to go to concerts maybe once every two months instead of partying every weekend. Sorry that I spend my money on skinny jeans instead of drugs like so many other teens. Sorry that I spend a lot of time in my room on my laptop isntead of getting drunk and hooking...
When you're finally done with your project which...
GUY GARVEY QUOTE FROM LAST NIGHTS GIG
“This song talks about tentacles…. I like tentacles” A few songs later: “That other song was about tentacles, I just like that word, I think it’d be good to have tentacles. They’d improve sex…” *Crowd roars* “Woah, I wasn’t expecting that response. Women from London love tentacles.” OH DEAR GUY, MARRY ME NOW.
Just got back
FROM SEEING FUCKING ELBOW! GUY GARVEY YOU ARE A GOD!